Preserving children
A reciepe to keep the innocence of childhood alive.
Source : unknown
You will need:
- 1 large field
- 4 to 6 children
- 3 dogs
- Goat or donkey ( optional)
- Grass
- Trees
- Rocks
- Flowers
- Pool of water or stream
- Hot sun
- Deep blue sky
Method
Mix the children with the dogs and goat or donkey.
Add grass, trees, flowers and rocks.
Cover all with blue skies and sunshine. Mix in a little rain for variety if you like.
Bake under the sun until children are well browned and happily satisfied.
Set them away in a bathtub to cool.
Serve them dinner, read them a story and tuck them into bed.
